By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. I'm getting popcorn. [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication. Thank you for following us on this journey. Not you AND your baby!" The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 10-16) "'I better not shout, I better not cry,' I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time." By Caroline Bologna Dec 16, 2022, 02:44 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. my 7yo: wow that was a long time ago do you think shes still alive? I thought my 2yo would be ok w the new Cars show even though I heard it was a bit scary bc he loves Cars & has never been scared of TV but we watched the haunted house ep, he was completely silent and then at the end said I dont want to watch TV anymore Did I break him?? Its not like we pee our pants, wake up 40 times a night, wear our pajamas around all day and oh. I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. My pregnant wife asked for an Oreo so I brought her a single Oreo. Im 40. me: the kids have been home for 6 days in a row im ready for them to go back to school tomorrow school: TOO BAD WE ARE CLOSING BECAUSE THERES 40% CHANCE OF SNOW. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. 7YO: Can I get a snack?Me: Are you feeling hungry?7YO: You dont need to be hungry to eat a cookie! When I was a kid, my mom dropped me off at the mall and I had to wait until cellphones were invented and sold at the mall to text her to pick me up. One thing older parents always say to new parents when you have a baby is you dont need a lot of stuff! and Im here to tell you this is wrong. When I die just place a note on my casket for my kids that says yes, theres a $20 in my wallet.. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2023. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato. My kid could break a window and they would be like, "Way to go, buddy! All 7 minutes of it. My toilet is smoking. I didnt listen. 25 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Raising Boys, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service. My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. As a parent I really look forward to the time I get to myself, in between my childs bedtime and when I go to sleep. Janene #1 Ok, that's adorable My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. My 6-year-old: I can't sleepMe: If you count sheep jumping over a fence, it can relax your mind6: What color are the sheep? By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Janene #1 Why is this so true Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near. Spring Break is imminent, and there's nothing you can do about it. I was in the bathroom when my 5-year-old busted in there with a tambourine. I dont know why they call it a geriatric pregnancy. Me: Me, to my 11 yo: What do you want to do for your 12th birthday party in Feb?Her: I want a Potato Book partyMe: What's that?Her: Just something I came up with. It was so cute that he thought it was for him. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Whenever ppl are like I dont mind kids in public, I just think parents should teach them to behave I want to be like do you understand just getting my toddler dressed and out the door already made me cry twice? This reminds me of the time we applied for a fancy preschool and at the info meeting one of the parents asked is it ok if my child is bilingual? pic.twitter.com/bYJs2xhK6M. There is a lot to process with this new parental verification on my childs iPad. While in the tumble dryer a pair of my knickers got stuck to the Velcro pocket on my sons trousers and, when wearing the trousers, he didnt notice until hed walked to the bus stop, gone on the bus, and walked from the other stop to college. They started fighting. Wait, you might be asking yourself, are parents really funny? I dont care anymore if hes singing Old McDonald in this Safeway. I typed my symptoms into DadMD and it said, Youll live., 5 during the queens funeral:I cant wait to marry Prince George and be queen of the worldWhen do they all have lunchI wonder if they keep snacks in those big furry hatsWhen Im queen Ill tell my servants to bring me a cheese bagelMummy can you bring me a cheese bagel. he looked up from his book & calmly said " Oh I just don't have anything to say to that woman". I got mad. This morning my son asked me to turn up the lights and his sister said why dont you do it yourself so I think shes ready for marriage now. Whether your child is two or 12, there's a funny relatable tweet out there to make you realize you're not alone. Part of HuffPost Parenting. For an optimal experience visit our site on another browser. You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware. please send well wishes to my teenager after he endured only 15 hours of sleep he was forced to wake up at the crack of lunchtime to do 2 hours of school in his pajamas. By 6 AM I had already told 3 people about the 2 different woodpeckers at the feeder this morning. Afterwards the 11yo says, "Thanks for the life lesson, but I'll never drive a gas car," 13yo says, "This is like the time you showed us how a pay phone works." So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. She raises her hand at the baby and the baby raises its hand too. My 12 year-old had a sleepover last night and I regret to inform you she's the "hey guys let's keep it down" kid. Kids are terrifying. Hold on to it. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. AGAIN. We just need to figure out what to do with the other one now, My kid made me a gift and then sternly warned me dont lose it, I want to put it on your body when youre dead, so I have that to look forward to. My daughter has decided she loves giving massages, or as I like to call them, tests of moms pain tolerance. Janene #1 You better believe it I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. Yay, summer! "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. 8: It's Mom. In fact, just pretend like theyre wearing a wire at all times. Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid?Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent.8: It's Mom. My husband and son are farting on one another. Picked up my sons from school and stopped to get gas, invited them to get out of the car and learn how to do it. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. handing in my dad card. I am like reeallly good at getting old. unless theres ice cream later. I used to think I would be a cool laid back dad then my kids left the back door open when it was 97 outside. I watched you guys open everything. Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. Because, you know, it was a really good box. I just want to believe in anything as much as my 5yo, who after seeing 1/16 of an inch of snow outside, now believes Christmas is coming in February. i have failed me. It's too late to impress them. Nice to have someone you brought into this world call your posts cringe, My 8 year old: Mommy, do you know what synovial fluid is? This girl should I compile all the selfies she takes in my phone and gift them to her when shes older pic.twitter.com/xQw6prGwtz, Daughter found out her teachers aide moved in nearby and she has been glued to the window watching his house. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! I came home after all that and my oldest, known to light candles in the bathroom, talkin bout some daddy, dont be mad. Blasted some Nirvana to do some cleaning, immediately started air drumming and head banging and my 12 y/o daughter walked up to me with a concerned look on her face and asked me, Are you ok? like some kind of Boomer trying to bring me down. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. I had a rough day and my kid took one look at me, went to the pantry, handed me the Oreos and said, "Looks like it's a double stuffed Oreo kind of day." Feels like the solution is to leave her in the woods. my kid is crying because theres no volume control on the blender and now were all crying because why isnt there? My 4yo pronounces peanut butter as "peed-a-butter" and that is now how that is pronounced from here on in, and I will not be taking questions on the matter. My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. You will need it in some years when your son is the most annoying person you know in the world", I asked my daughter to clean the bathroom and she yelled BUT I JUST CLEANED IT TWO DAYS AGO so shes ready for adulthood, My 7 yr old now ends sentences with bada-bing and all of a sudden his outfits all feature a silk tie with matching pocket square. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more! , Excellent news! Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year. My 6-year-old: What's the difference between a barracuda & a shark?Me: When a barracuda is near, you'll hear a guitar riff. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. at what age do kids realize its gross to drink their own bath water because the answer isnt six, Getting a kid to leave a waterpark is like getting a drunk friend to leave the bar at closing time, they always have a reason to stretch it out, 9yo, after giving my husband a heartfelt handmade Father's Day card: "They made us do that for school, that wasn't my idea.". She tries to hit the baby and it tries to hit back. My husband and I were discussing whether we wanted another kid but decided 1 was enough. I just threw out that really good box Id been holding onto for at least seven years. from the couch. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Tory Civil War Deepens As Jake Berry Joins Growing Wind Farm Rebellion Matt Hancock Accused Of Sneaky Ploy To Win Votes From I'm A Celebrity. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Just one. My kid just said the only thing that can make me happy this morning is chocolate in case anyone needs a new life coach. careful with that cursor son. My 4yo asked me what Im getting him for my birthday tomorrow. Sign up to follow me here! To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! I got-Me: I know. 90% of parenting is crumb identification. Just watched our 5 month-old roll from front-to-back-to-front, and Im suddenly keenly aware that OMG THEYRE GOING TO START MOVING SOON AND EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE IS A DEATHTRAP. Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said it means you can go ahead of me so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday, 5: Whats for dinner? Some highlights:"Remember that feeling of complete love that you get when you hold your baby. My 5yo holding her baby, "I can't leave the baby home alone!" Finally, my kids egg allergy is paying off, Apparently referring to a Girl Scout as your cookie plug just gets you dirty looks outside the grocery store. Sign up to follow me here! That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 16, 2022. And a sudden urge to eat crackers and chicken nuggets! pic.twitter.com/OKw7fXDuXc, Me *overhearing my neighbor's 3 yr old daughter having a mega tantrum: So glad I'm past the toddler years Teen: Screams, slams their bedroom door, storms off down the stairs and screams one more timeAlso Me: The irony of this moment is not lost on me, Picked up my 6 yo from a play date and the first thing he said as we got in the car was THEY ARE DEFINITELY RICHER THAN WE ARE!!. Janene #1 Ouch! Very frustrated. Me: You can't wear that to school.10-year-old: Why not?Me: It's not nice enough.10: I've been going to school with these kids for years. Activities outside of your home cost money, and only iPads will satiate them when they're at home. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. "My husbands version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' 5 year old: can you breathe on the moon?me: no, there's no oxygen5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?me: then yes5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?me: then no5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?me: is someone paying you to do this? Im pretty sure they were running a kitchen shop yesterday so Im very concerned about their legitimacy. Me, a Jewish mother, to her children in September. Bragged about my solo parenting skills yesterday so today the balance was set right and while I was having a shower my toddler found my husbands electric razor and shaved a chunk of her hair off. I didn't know it was that serious. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. 5 min read. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. Janene #1 LOL that is every parent of a little kid right now Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas.Neighbor: Nice. [Watching our kids play]My wife: They are so weird, right?Me: I don't even notice anymore. 5yo: NO I DOOOOONT *tantrums harder*. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! The mess is obviously frustrating, but Im mostly confused because I didnt send him to school with any noodles. My mom suggested I drive carpool to hear about my teens life & now Im stuck driving around rank raging hormone bags who say things like did you and Jenny finally [sends text] and Im like DID YOU AND JENNY FINALLY WHAT? So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. This is how the argument started. I worried my 2-year-old would be scared of the thunder but he wasnt because hes too busy.. My kids ask me the dumbest shit when Im driving like would you eat your arms if they were pickles? My toxic trait is I want to work out once and lose 100 lbs. Grandparents are the ultimate hype people. I dont buy tupperware containers, I steal them from my parents house like an adult, 4yo, crying hot tears of frustration into her waffle: "I. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. My son is singing a song he made up called "Free the Nipples" because he doesn't want to wear a shirt and I don't think I'm mature enough to be a parent right now, I suffer from a form of mild cognitive impairment called "motherhood. A tambourine concert while you're on the toilet is one of the things you'll never be ready for. My 9yo very disappointed, "it's rigatoni learn your pasta." Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Im a vegetarian so I cook my own thing. My 5yos lunch bag came home yesterday with a bunch of noodles on it. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. ". Me: You mean red light, green light. Allison Slater Tate is a freelance writer and editor in Florida specializing in parenting and college admissions. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on . My daughter just asked me if Cinderellas shoe is such a perfect fit then why did it fall off so I enrolled her in the task force. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. my five year old would like to inform everyone she consumed mushrooms in her stir fry this evening and will now cease to exist. My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. Wait, why are they jumping? Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Helping the 5yo look for her harmonica which is currently in my pocket because this aint my first rodeo. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? Because shes in the livingroom. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Enjoy. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Jan. 14-20) "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere." By Caroline Bologna Jan 20, 2023, 10:57 AM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Spring Break is simply a preview of what's to come after Memorial Day. ". Kids today are able to text their moms when they need to be picked up. Please keep my heartbroken toddler in your thoughts because I vacuumed up some crumbs from the floor that he was apparently very attached to. Mommy find my toy or I'm not going to be your sweet boy anymore! 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. I feel like Ive really grown as a person already this year. Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. When it's a shark, you'll hear a tuba. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? Kids walk right past their father, come into the bathroom where Im blow drying my hair, to ask me to open the granola bar. 7 showed me things he wanted to buy on amazon. Is there actually a parent out there setting her alarm 20 minutes before the kids wake up just so she can have hot coffee and peace or is that just a myth like the unicorn or the kid who listens? Apparently this was a gross miscalculation on my part, Forgot to wear a hazmat suit when cleaning out my sons backpack this morning and now I need a tetanus shot, Once I finished assembling the bookshelf my 7YO said, give your-shelf a pat on the back for a great jobNow, shes the Worlds Best Dad, My son just woke up from his nap SOBBING and I asked what was the matter and he said, still crying, I love trains.. "My toddler said 'I feel drinky' and yeah girl, same. My most transferrable skill between being a surgeon and parenting a newborn is my ability to eat an entire lunch in about 45 seconds. One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. Isnt that amazing?Also my 8 year old: I am only wearing underwear and one sock and I do not know why. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. - Parents, everywhere, I need to buy a teacher gift that says, "I'm sorry my son hit you in the face with a shoe.". Only one of us thinks this is funny. 5 min read. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. Sometimes they can be downright hilarious. Is it leave her in the woods? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT? 25 of the Funniest Tweets About Life With Preschoolers, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. My 3yo niece wanted me to pretend I was her baby. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Unless you're going on a cushy family vacation, it's difficult to slay Spring Break as a parent; Godspeed to all the parents trying their best. Oh look, its the time of night when I make all the wrong dietary choices. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Wife: *Gives me her password to log into one of her accounts*Me: Nice work with picking a random password.Wife: Its our anniversary. The worst part of leaving the grocery store is the text from your wife asking if you are still at the store as you drive away. Part of HuffPost Relationships. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent. My kids knew that. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Part of HuffPost Parenting. When you find something fun and exciting for them to do, they also get bored. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Still laughing about the time I was less than 2 days postpartum and I tweeted that my 36 hour old daughter and I were watching Bones in the hospital and someone tried to lecture me that children under 2 should have zero screen time. My 9YO is half way done sharing her dream which she started narrating last Monday. But you cant have both. #17 Wouldn't that be nice? Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Part of HuffPost Parenting. I'd be happy with 10 pounds! My son has a shirt that says, "my dad . This funeral would be a lot more fun if we could go in the hot tubmy Jewish kid talking about the giant baptismal font in this church. Talking about whether shell get married some day and my 11 y/o daughter said she probably would so a puppy can bring the rings down the aisle on his back and this is already a better reason than many of my friends had for getting married. Turn it off! Have a good weekend everybody! Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! Jun 24, 2022, 09:46 AM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. funny parent tweets this week 2022the hardy family acrobats 26th February 2023 / in was forest whitaker in batteries not included / by / in was forest whitaker in batteries not included / by Him: how do you take your coffee?Me: in large quantities, Autocorrect changed Hows your day? to Hows your fat? in a message to my wife and THANK GOD I caught it. I was feeling pretty good about myself until my daughter (a teacher) said for the 100th day of school they are dressing like 100 year olds and asked if she could look in my closet for something to wear. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! do not hit that submit button. Good morning to everyone except my husband, whose hand slipped while he was trying to pull up the blankets and smacked me in the face while I was sleeping. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Sign up to follow me here! SANTA IS WATCHING! Be sure to follow these tweeters for an A+ TL! She is a proud Gen Xer, ENFP, Leo, Diet Coke enthusiast, and champion of the Oxford Comma. My parenting style can best be described as whatever works in the moment, My kids think the LMFAO song is Im 16 and I know it, so now theyre singing it but swapping in their own ages, my daughter just dyed her hair turquoise and apparently has no idea that she's subjected herself to months of me asking if she's still feeling blue, I bet itd be nice to be as rich as my kids clearly think I am. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. These funny tweets definitely help alleviate growing pains. Or, if you're not in the kid-having camp, a selection of funny relationship. Me, before kids: I'm going to be one of those moms that always looks put together.Me, today: Realized that I was wearing my slippers while shopping at Target. Lets see if I can actually get him there on time. My 7yo, "I wanted to go out to eat with you! Wishing you all a good weekend! There are those who say, Ill just do it later, and those who say, Ill do it now so I dont have to do it later, and they marry each other. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. PARENTING PSA: All 4th-graders are narcs. IE 11 is not supported. We serve 6 different types of potatoes, everyone brings their books, and we read.Genius! 25 Of The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week, Heck, Maybe Ever by Brian Here are some of the funniest tweets from parents ever. Last night I heard her muttering to herself he should be asleep, its bedtime!, I live closer to my sons school now. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Wait, what color is the fence? pic.twitter.com/hWtAjufSwa. me: I had my first crush on a girl when I was in the first grade. I cannot possibly leave without my emotional support toothpick but I dont know where it is. 8: Hold that grape while I cut it.6: Ok! 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. 20 Funny Tweets From Women Whose Husbands Are in the Dog House, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. 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